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2012-01-02T17:06:00.001-08:00

2011-11-23T19:46:00.001-08:00

Colonic Plus

2011-11-23T19:45:00.008-08:00

Hair Lounge

2011-11-23T19:45:00.007-08:00

The Only Station in the Desert with Balls

2011-11-23T19:45:00.005-08:00

Hemorrhoid Institute

2011-11-23T19:45:00.003-08:00

GNATMOM

[license plate]

2011-11-23T19:45:00.001-08:00

Gay Yellow Pages

2011-06-17T09:46:00.003-07:00

"Muscle Confusion"

2011-06-17T09:46:00.001-07:00

"Physical Submission Address"

2011-04-15T07:59:00.001-07:00

"sounds like a jolly Syd full o' Marmite" (Federica Pagani)

2011-02-28T15:25:00.000-08:00

hello B****n
i am writing a book about post-punk music 1978-84 and wonder if you would be up for being interviewed for it. you've passed through several scenes relevant to the book...

simon:
thanks for the note, but i'm under so many guns for the forseeable future that i barely have time to wipe my ass. sounds like a good project & i wish you well.
all the best,
b****n

2011-02-28T15:24:00.001-08:00

"egg-slut"

"flavour-forward"

(both from Top Chef)

2011-02-08T15:37:00.003-08:00

Battenburg cake!

2011-02-08T15:37:00.001-08:00

a green lung-curd

2011-02-08T15:36:00.004-08:00

prim quim

2011-02-08T15:36:00.003-08:00

smeggy egg

2011-02-08T15:36:00.001-08:00

look back in languour

2011-02-08T15:35:00.003-08:00

my 4 year old's eating a lot, having a "growth spurt", is what they call it

in my case, i guess it's a "greed spurt" then

2011-02-08T15:35:00.001-08:00

fuck, me

2011-01-01T01:30:00.003-08:00

"silly and foul"

2011-01-01T01:30:00.001-08:00

"like a dirty chihuaha"

2010-10-22T22:14:00.003-07:00

Pork Pump

2010-10-22T22:14:00.001-07:00

Spicy Frog

2010-10-22T22:13:00.000-07:00

Fart Porn

2010-10-22T22:11:00.000-07:00

Varicose Seal

2010-10-22T22:10:00.000-07:00

"Sausage is all we do"

2010-10-12T17:50:00.001-07:00

2010-09-11T12:32:00.000-07:00

"Johnston's Fluid Beef"

in potable form, essentially a cuppa piping hot dissolved scab

2010-08-31T13:18:00.001-07:00

why is there no such thing as wasp honey?

is there such a thing as wasp honey?

2010-08-19T15:21:00.000-07:00

2010-08-18T17:28:00.003-07:00

sandy glans

2010-08-18T17:28:00.001-07:00

Spicy Frog

2010-08-04T18:21:00.001-07:00

biting bottoms is better

2010-07-31T09:29:00.000-07:00

God Rocks!

2010-07-31T09:28:00.002-07:00

"Juicy Derrida"

2010-07-31T09:28:00.001-07:00

2010-06-14T14:18:00.001-07:00

2010-06-10T21:01:00.000-07:00

multiple versions of the same track -- try playing them all simultaneously, slightly out of synth, for swirling FX, or dragging cursor to different points for on the fly re-edits

probably get equally interesting results using a non-beat oriented piece of music

2010-06-09T18:19:00.001-07:00

"like burning a swan"

2010-06-08T18:34:00.000-07:00

wouldn't it be great if you could change somebody else's name by deed poll?

then someone you disliked would wake up one day and find they had to conduct all their business, at work or in the bank or in contact with officialdom, as Fartyface Twatpants, or Portly Prelate O'Punctum, or something

2010-05-25T20:30:00.001-07:00

"look, a sky submarine"

2010-05-21T10:43:00.000-07:00

brevitize

briskify

colorize

rhythmatize

even-tone

de-drone

de-clunk

activize

dejargonate

2010-04-25T09:49:00.000-07:00

blood on the bagel

2010-04-20T10:58:00.000-07:00

it's been years and years...

2010-04-19T12:21:00.001-07:00

2010-04-16T20:06:00.001-07:00

2010-04-10T14:44:00.002-07:00

"a mapping of a mass keening, a calligraphic machine for honoring myriad ancestors simultaneously"

2010-04-10T14:44:00.001-07:00

"spectral signatures constellate"

2010-04-10T14:43:00.003-07:00

"don't burn the bra, stuff the bra"

2010-04-10T14:43:00.001-07:00

"my wife calls me SWAMPFOOT!"

2010-04-10T14:42:00.004-07:00

"mine was licked by kittens"

2010-04-10T14:42:00.003-07:00

Dennis Price

2010-04-10T14:42:00.001-07:00

"wrangle my reason"

2010-04-10T14:41:00.006-07:00

"mildews, rusts and smuts"

2010-04-10T14:41:00.005-07:00

"successful lure rhythms"

2010-04-10T14:41:00.003-07:00

Elaine Paige's nasal blare

2010-04-10T14:41:00.001-07:00

"erotic vagrancy"

2010-04-10T14:40:00.008-07:00

"coated tongue"

2010-04-10T14:40:00.007-07:00

"bullets of blood"

2010-04-10T14:40:00.005-07:00

Dudley Sutton

2010-04-10T14:40:00.003-07:00

"see you shortly, portly"

2010-04-10T14:40:00.001-07:00

"Satan's boners"

2010-04-10T14:39:00.004-07:00

"that's no man, tis a remorseless eating machine"

2010-04-10T14:39:00.003-07:00

Sally Mutux

2010-04-10T14:39:00.001-07:00

"the golden mole"

2010-04-10T14:38:00.001-07:00

2010-04-10T09:20:00.000-07:00

"aging brilliantined stick insect"

"benzedrine puff adder"

"i'll get you, you Piltdown ponce"

"rancorous coiffured old sow"

[where is this dialogue from? i scrawled it down on some ancient notepad. Fawlty Towers?]

2010-04-07T20:59:00.000-07:00

2010-03-25T08:46:00.000-07:00

Jelly Rats

actual candy on sale in the grocery section of IKEA

2010-03-11T14:05:00.002-08:00

TOILET PAPER and TOOTHBRUSHES

--not worth economising on

2010-03-11T14:05:00.001-08:00

minced mouse

2010-03-05T12:19:00.000-08:00

2010-03-05T12:08:00.000-08:00

"Vini Reilly daydreaming of Jenny Agutter in The Railway Children"

2010-03-03T18:42:00.000-08:00

something i really dislike -- canned soups that contains potato. gives them the texture of liquid mash

2010-02-16T08:00:00.001-08:00

shrewd dude

2010-02-15T11:52:00.001-08:00

"an ancestral backslide"

2010-02-14T17:00:00.000-08:00

2010-02-12T13:38:00.001-08:00

Journey to avebury
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2010-02-10T17:45:00.000-08:00

white pepper -- it's under-rated

2010-02-10T12:19:00.001-08:00

"like a just-dead Johnny Morris, sending a thought-shiver to Valerie Singleton"

2010-02-09T17:50:00.000-08:00

2010-02-09T17:49:00.000-08:00

2010-02-09T17:45:00.000-08:00

2010-02-09T17:43:00.000-08:00

2010-02-09T17:41:00.000-08:00

2010-02-09T17:38:00.000-08:00

2010-02-09T17:33:00.000-08:00

2010-02-08T19:45:00.001-08:00

"it'll come out in the doo-doo"

2010-02-03T08:17:00.005-08:00

2010-02-03T08:17:00.003-08:00

2010-02-03T08:17:00.001-08:00

2010-02-03T08:16:00.002-08:00

2010-02-03T08:16:00.001-08:00

2010-01-29T12:48:00.001-08:00

"penury... or pustules"

2010-01-25T08:04:00.001-08:00

Blue Man Group = The Mousetrap of postmodernism

2010-01-19T11:16:00.001-08:00

"release the otter"

2010-01-18T13:21:00.005-08:00

textual poached egg

2010-01-18T13:21:00.003-08:00

fizzy nose burp

2010-01-18T13:21:00.001-08:00

legendary poo

2010-01-10T17:58:00.001-08:00

ts dr