wank on-ramp

 Cap

Peak
Early doors
Side ting
Dont get shook
The click and the ick

Getting the ick
Minge twinge
Reem
Sitch
Brazy
Swear!
Set menu
Cwtch
Earwigging
Facts
Do one
Rogue
Bitter chuckle
Lipsing
Jeal

Slight amount of like

My head’s at you


Single pringle

what an ode of bollocks!

 

Bevs

Gentlemen area
Bevnish
Bevved up
Romantic position
Mega awks
Standy-offish
Pranging
Awks
Girl code
Bevil
Not my typical type
Sauce
Factor 50
Potench
Legit
Shift the face off
Shit kisser
Arsehole Wednesday
Shit balls
Sideways fucked
Absolute rocket
Done bits
Bits and bobs
Refreshifies my memory
Schoolboy errors
Savage
The epitome of muggy
Too blessed to be stressed
Open for biz
Frick
Everything happens for a reason
Fresh pair of Grafting boots
Can’t be arsed with the ag
It was what it was
Dead ting
Better be better than bitter
Tret
Rah rah rah
One of you lots mans
Can i be at the bottom of the heart
I hope you all fart and shite your pants
His lipstick’s out
I can see his arsehole
First time i’ve shaved an arse
Gone to rat shit
Tick with me
The top and the bottom of it
The L bomb
The Big L
Earwigging
Hop on that
Worldy
Facts
Too blessed to be stressed
Mad moves
Awks
Trobbing
Savage
Swear down
Just being my general self
Savage self
Pranging
Wet mop
Slut drop

Winner,winner, chicken dinner

Funny can laugh you into bed

Deeping things
Peak
Fanny-tastic
Funness
Burning my head
What a shower of pricks
Numpty
You parcel
Westing me out
Always a laughable man
Tick with you
Chiselled by god
Bob on
Radgie

 waders and daisy dukes - erotic intermittance, where the garment gapes

(Barthes via Schrader's Cat People)

 

Omelette with human eyes

Mustard custard

Northern portions

Deformed loaf

Bread hernia