a thick dahl of diarrhea 

 brain blanched by bliss

 minge twinge

 

 cosmic mulligatawny

 kenning = a compound expression in Old English and Old Norse poetry with metaphorical meaning

wave-horse (ship)

whale-road (sea)

thought-chamber (mind)

sun (sky-candle)

oar-steed (ship)

 Time, the great colander, sifting through the shite