kenning = a compound expression in Old English and Old Norse poetry with metaphorical meaning

wave-horse (ship)

whale-road (sea)

thought-chamber (mind)

sun (sky-candle)

oar-steed (ship)

 Time, the great colander, sifting through the shite

 "mild maniac"

"adjective soup"

 tandoori ear

 Oh gosh, My stomach is going complete dubstep

There’s a bit of meat on the squirrel’s face

 pooing in the next stall to the People