blood on the bagel

it's been years and years...

"a mapping of a mass keening, a calligraphic machine for honoring myriad ancestors simultaneously"

"spectral signatures constellate"

"don't burn the bra, stuff the bra"

"my wife calls me SWAMPFOOT!"

"mine was licked by kittens"

Dennis Price

"wrangle my reason"

"mildews, rusts and smuts"

"successful lure rhythms"

Elaine Paige's nasal blare

"erotic vagrancy"

"coated tongue"

"bullets of blood"

Dudley Sutton

"see you shortly, portly"

"Satan's boners"

"that's no man, tis a remorseless eating machine"

Sally Mutux

"the golden mole"

"aging brilliantined stick insect"

"benzedrine puff adder"

"i'll get you, you Piltdown ponce"

"rancorous coiffured old sow"


[where is this dialogue from? i scrawled it down on some ancient notepad. Fawlty Towers?]