Colonic Plus

Hair Lounge

The Only Station in the Desert with Balls

Hemorrhoid Institute

GNATMOM

[license plate]

Gay Yellow Pages

"Muscle Confusion"

"Physical Submission Address"

"sounds like a jolly Syd full o' Marmite" (Federica Pagani)

hello B****n
i am writing a book about post-punk music 1978-84 and wonder if you would be up for being interviewed for it. you've passed through several scenes relevant to the book...

simon:
thanks for the note, but i'm under so many guns for the forseeable future that i barely have time to wipe my ass. sounds like a good project & i wish you well.
all the best,
b****n

"egg-slut"

"flavour-forward"

(both from Top Chef)

Battenburg cake!

a green lung-curd

prim quim

smeggy egg

look back in languour

my 4 year old's eating a lot, having a "growth spurt", is what they call it

in my case, i guess it's a "greed spurt" then

fuck, me

"silly and foul"

"like a dirty chihuaha"