Pork Pump

Spicy Frog

Fart Porn

Varicose Seal

"Sausage is all we do"

"Johnston's Fluid Beef"

in potable form, essentially a cuppa piping hot dissolved scab

why is there no such thing as wasp honey?

is there such a thing as wasp honey?

sandy glans

Spicy Frog

biting bottoms is better

God Rocks!

"Juicy Derrida"

multiple versions of the same track -- try playing them all simultaneously, slightly out of synth, for swirling FX, or dragging cursor to different points for on the fly re-edits

probably get equally interesting results using a non-beat oriented piece of music

"like burning a swan"

wouldn't it be great if you could change somebody else's name by deed poll?

then someone you disliked would wake up one day and find they had to conduct all their business, at work or in the bank or in contact with officialdom, as Fartyface Twatpants, or Portly Prelate O'Punctum, or something

"look, a sky submarine"

brevitize

briskify

colorize

rhythmatize

even-tone

de-drone

de-clunk

activize

dejargonate

blood on the bagel

it's been years and years...

"a mapping of a mass keening, a calligraphic machine for honoring myriad ancestors simultaneously"

"spectral signatures constellate"

"don't burn the bra, stuff the bra"

"my wife calls me SWAMPFOOT!"

"mine was licked by kittens"

Dennis Price

"wrangle my reason"

"mildews, rusts and smuts"

"successful lure rhythms"

Elaine Paige's nasal blare

"erotic vagrancy"

"coated tongue"

"bullets of blood"

Dudley Sutton

"see you shortly, portly"

"Satan's boners"

"that's no man, tis a remorseless eating machine"

Sally Mutux

"the golden mole"

"aging brilliantined stick insect"

"benzedrine puff adder"

"i'll get you, you Piltdown ponce"

"rancorous coiffured old sow"


[where is this dialogue from? i scrawled it down on some ancient notepad. Fawlty Towers?]

Jelly Rats

actual candy on sale in the grocery section of IKEA

TOILET PAPER and TOOTHBRUSHES

--not worth economising on

minced mouse

"Vini Reilly daydreaming of Jenny Agutter in The Railway Children"

something i really dislike -- canned soups that contains potato. gives them the texture of liquid mash

shrewd dude

"an ancestral backslide"

Journey to avebury
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white pepper -- it's under-rated

"like a just-dead Johnny Morris, sending a thought-shiver to Valerie Singleton"

"it'll come out in the doo-doo"

"penury... or pustules"

Blue Man Group = The Mousetrap of postmodernism

"release the otter"

textual poached egg

fizzy nose burp

legendary poo

ts dr

valences of the diuretic

the smegma stigma

"handshakes like fish whispers"

crumpet and bloater paste

stereo stench

ghost naan

dates always seem like a good idea

"mmmmm, dates"

a real seasonal treat

yet the date has nothing going for it really

skin -- like the carapace of the cockroach with some oil-free moisturiser rubbed into it

flesh -- a sugary fibrous goo that immediately enslimes your teeth and attacks the enamel

nutritionally - some minerals but overall pretty unimpressive

figs are a whole other story

retaining succulence even after the drying process

and good for you too

subterranean movement of shadowy subversives

Badger-Meinhof

granny's log-turd-rat

remnants of nonsense

smelly nose