clog model

a somehow pointy fart

a prong-like fart

living in the company of my farts

fart particulates

fanfare fart

jousty fart

pingy farts

fartlets

fart arpeggios 

 a voice like an icepick

Fart of Darkness

Fart's Content

Fart for Fart's Sake

 Manky Kat

formerly known as Mystic Tangent 

The Mystic Tangent, Left to Right: Steve Page (D); Mike Pike (B) and kneeling Pete Dashwood (G); Mark Austen (V); Jim Bellamy (G). Other member Mark Eden (B).

Mystic Tangent were best known for a mass fainting at Pokesdown Youth Club. They were playing in a small space next to the boiler room when a strobe light caused a small number of overheated teenagers to collapse. Six girls and a boy were taken to the hospital where they received medical attention. The story made headlines in the Bournemouth Echo and was picked up by some of the national dailies, who could hardly contain their outrage at such an event being allowed to happen. The Daily Mirror ran the headline, ‘Pop Frenzy KO’s Seven Children at a Club Dance’, with the sub-header, ‘Council to Probe Psychedelic Session’. The Daily Sketch went with, ‘Flashing Pop Lights Knock Out 12 Young Ravers’. It is said that The Rolling Stones manager, Andrew Loog-Oldham, was so impressed with the stunt that he offered the band a contract, as long as they wrote some original songs to record. None were forthcoming, and the idea was quietly dropped.

Mystic Tangent holding the psychedelic gizmo that created a media storm (Photograph Mark Eden).

In 1971 Mark Eden replaced Mike Pike, and The Mystic Tangent morphed into Manky Kat. There was a brief reunion in the nineties of the original lineup, but that was brought to a premature end with the untimely death of Mark Austen.

 That Unpleasant Place

 

Sattelegg Cows

 nasally you will know

dribble dramas

telling farty tales

 A derry

(derelict house - squatter or homeless person's term)

 legless lizard

 Brown Dreams

 Brighten your breath

 

 Geezers gonna geez

Life’s rapid

A human sex menu

 eyes are the nipples of the face

 If God feels distant, who moved?

 a pair of art foxes

 Owl Talk

Pertsfeelo

 Rubik’s Pube 

Pubik Cube

 bathing in each other's gas

internal fart silo

 Celandine

Kiln cottages

Muntjac bounding through bluebells

Compaction service

Skid risk

 bailiwick

druthers

legerdemain 

 punishment soup

the dream is wiser than the dreamer

 Linda Thompson and the Rasses

 second stew

 "fists like matured hams"

 "Creme eggs can fuck off"

 a pillock of the community

 tandoori breasts

 foreskin eyes

 menstrual minstrel

 war of attribution

 Arse Magic

 speedo addict

 Meat Duvet

 Vicks Hitler

 A Beatle's bare arse, crawling with aphids

Intently scanning the desktop screen, his pursed lips resembled a cat's pert and dainty anus

 His face looks like a cross between Ronnie Corbett and a half-eaten plate of shepherd's pie

"I know I can be a little pedantic about spelling and language, but I truly prefer the English spelling of diarrhoea, because it looks like you lost control of your vowels."

- Hugo Burnham

He's right - the American spelling (diarrhea)  is much easier to remember but it doesn't have that onamatopeia SPLAT quality

The English version of diarrhea is one of those words I can never remember how to spell correctly.

As indeed is onamatapeia (mispelled both above and differently wrongly just now)

 Woe Water

"duck fat lolly"

 "a strange joyful glitter"

" the Beatles belch out a popular song"