Saturday, July 18, 2026

 Manky Kat













formerly known as Mystic Tangent 



The Mystic Tangent, Left to Right: Steve Page (D); Mike Pike (B) and kneeling Pete Dashwood (G); Mark Austen (V); Jim Bellamy (G). Other member Mark Eden (B).

Mystic Tangent were best known for a mass fainting at Pokesdown Youth Club. They were playing in a small space next to the boiler room when a strobe light caused a small number of overheated teenagers to collapse. Six girls and a boy were taken to the hospital where they received medical attention. The story made headlines in the Bournemouth Echo and was picked up by some of the national dailies, who could hardly contain their outrage at such an event being allowed to happen. The Daily Mirror ran the headline, ‘Pop Frenzy KO’s Seven Children at a Club Dance’, with the sub-header, ‘Council to Probe Psychedelic Session’. The Daily Sketch went with, ‘Flashing Pop Lights Knock Out 12 Young Ravers’. It is said that The Rolling Stones manager, Andrew Loog-Oldham, was so impressed with the stunt that he offered the band a contract, as long as they wrote some original songs to record. None were forthcoming, and the idea was quietly dropped.

Mystic Tangent holding the psychedelic gizmo that created a media storm (Photograph Mark Eden).

In 1971 Mark Eden replaced Mike Pike, and The Mystic Tangent morphed into Manky Kat. There was a brief reunion in the nineties of the original lineup, but that was brought to a premature end with the untimely death of Mark Austen.

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

 That Unpleasant Place


Monday, July 13, 2026

 

Sattelegg Cows

Friday, July 10, 2026

 nasally you will know

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

dribble dramas

Sunday, July 5, 2026

telling farty tales

Monday, June 29, 2026

 A derry


(derelict house - squatter or homeless person's term)

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

 Brighten your breath

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Saturday, May 23, 2026

 Geezers gonna geez


Life’s rapid


A human sex menu

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

 eyes are the nipples of the face

Sunday, May 17, 2026

 If God feels distant, who moved?

Friday, May 15, 2026

 a pair of art foxes

Friday, May 8, 2026

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

 Rubik’s Pube 

Pubik Cube

Monday, April 27, 2026

 bathing in each other's gas

internal fart silo

Friday, April 24, 2026

 Celandine


Kiln cottages



Muntjac bounding through bluebells


Compaction service


Skid risk

Friday, April 17, 2026

 bailiwick

druthers

legerdemain 

Monday, April 13, 2026

 punishment soup

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

 Linda Thompson and the Rasses

Monday, April 6, 2026

Saturday, March 28, 2026

 "fists like matured hams"

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

 "Creme eggs can fuck off"

Monday, March 23, 2026

 a pillock of the community

Saturday, March 21, 2026

 tandoori breasts

Thursday, March 19, 2026

 foreskin eyes

Monday, March 9, 2026

 menstrual minstrel

Friday, March 6, 2026

 war of attribution

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Thursday, February 26, 2026

 speedo addict

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Sunday, February 22, 2026

 Vicks Hitler

Sunday, February 15, 2026

 A Beatle's bare arse, crawling with aphids

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Intently scanning the desktop screen, his pursed lips resembled a cat's pert and dainty anus

Thursday, February 12, 2026

 His face looks like a cross between Ronnie Corbett and a half-eaten plate of shepherd's pie

Sunday, February 8, 2026

"I know I can be a little pedantic about spelling and language, but I truly prefer the English spelling of diarrhoea, because it looks like you lost control of your vowels."

- Hugo Burnham


He's right - the American spelling (diarrhea)  is much easier to remember but it doesn't have that onamatopeia SPLAT quality

The English version of diarrhea is one of those words I can never remember how to spell correctly.

As indeed is onamatapeia (mispelled both above and differently wrongly just now)




Monday, February 2, 2026

Sunday, January 18, 2026

"duck fat lolly"

Monday, January 5, 2026

 "a strange joyful glitter"

Thursday, January 1, 2026

" the Beatles belch out a popular song"