"penury... or pustules"

Blue Man Group = The Mousetrap of postmodernism

"release the otter"

textual poached egg

fizzy nose burp

legendary poo

ts dr

valences of the diuretic

the smegma stigma

"handshakes like fish whispers"

crumpet and bloater paste

stereo stench

ghost naan

dates always seem like a good idea

"mmmmm, dates"

a real seasonal treat

yet the date has nothing going for it really

skin -- like the carapace of the cockroach with some oil-free moisturiser rubbed into it

flesh -- a sugary fibrous goo that immediately enslimes your teeth and attacks the enamel

nutritionally - some minerals but overall pretty unimpressive

figs are a whole other story

retaining succulence even after the drying process

and good for you too

subterranean movement of shadowy subversives

Badger-Meinhof

granny's log-turd-rat

remnants of nonsense

smelly nose