"A freak in the street but a lady in the bed"

An inversion of the conventional maxim, for sure

But you can be sure that someone, somewhere, actually has this preference

 the grated snail on top of the turd cake

Grafting

Crack on

Got all the buttons

Mugged off

Melt

Sesh

Pied him off

Aggy

Fucking muggy

Snaky

Nip it

Fuckboy whisperer

Cleans me out

Snaked into that situation

Get yourself at it

Drams

Stick it on me

Digging me out

Be an extra about it

Back myself

Deffos

Snake me

Pied the situation

Fuck girl

A bit of me

Bangin

On paper

Sitch

Gnashers

Bantering me

Sack it off

Worldie

Mucky

Gassing

Binning you

If i write down what’s me, that’s me

Bang on me

Bovved

Toby

Square-head

A bit jel

Dicksand

A ledge

Minger

Scramble

100%

Got a bit about him

The hump

Got a package

Gorg

Genuine. Bible.

Bin me off

Mugging yourself off

More muggy

Digging me out

Wind her neck in

Billy Big Bollocks

Muggy Mike

Neck on

Standard feel of the arse

100 mingers

An aggy

Picky fucker

The ick

Put it on him

Bov

Stick it on her

Bro code

The Mingles

Devo-d (devastated)

Dust - dusting

Britneys

Baldinos

The rock going on

Sack it off

Live-o

Get out of your swede

Wake up with a rock on

Morning glory

Noshed off

Chassis

Rig

Bangin

We’ll have to see how it goes with the nipple

Do bits

Slither down

Hench

Cashed

Jagerbombs

Side dick

Bubs

Devo

Offski

Bible, drop dead

Squashed

Rig

You’re a ledge

Cashed

Standard

Mush

Johnny is banter

Bore off

Sack this off

Battered me off

Sack it

Banterful

Smeggy hand

Daft little cuddle

Cheddy

Wind your neck in

Ovary twinge

Fucked in my foot

Flow-erpotmen

We just add it

Bits and bobs in the bedroom

Ways of the whip

The ratio is bang on

Not opposed to a tit wank

Macaron pudenda

Pillow talk off the scale 

Ticks all the boxes

Foreskin fatigue 

a penchant for long schlong