" I like to egg meself"

 The Shy Farts

"Beavers are strictly vegan"

 Art of Dartness

 virtue's sour smell

 Megakeg

Beerage

Grotneys

 hauntological boners

nookie that never was

revenant erections

 poppadom coloured teeth (bottom row) versus basmati teeth (upper row with veneers)

 Vintage and Gently

 Henry the Apes

 fresh air on toast

 "a life threatening infection in the skin of the perineum"

 morpho sandwich

 parsnip leather

singed moth

 an infinitely old cloud of sentience

 fibre glass face

 porn wives

 fanfaron

 unpopular breath

 laughing academy

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