Complications of the Rectal Region 

by N.L. Fisher

The Battle of the Bulge 

by P. Niall

Beachside Trauma 

by Sandy Glanz 

Locker Room Confidential 

by Jock Hitchens 

 where do you stand on cradle of filth?

 toilet plume

 "capital fellow, that Jameson"

 smelly and scratchy

 gasps and rasps

"dead vaginas soaked in old alkie's spunk"