It takes a lot of effort to be human

(Said in a sing song voice as one embarks upon flossing teeth, taking a shower etc)

 Owl Cleaning Service

Wasp Protection

 like a dog with two dicks

 dulling my sparkle

 Sexcake

Flapjack flashback

Ass fumes

 Quelled the qualms

"Mrs Me"

(The President's Analyst)