Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

"Johnston's Fluid Beef"

in potable form, essentially a cuppa piping hot dissolved scab

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

why is there no such thing as wasp honey?

is there such a thing as wasp honey?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

biting bottoms is better

Thursday, June 10, 2010







multiple versions of the same track -- try playing them all simultaneously, slightly out of synth, for swirling FX, or dragging cursor to different points for on the fly re-edits

probably get equally interesting results using a non-beat oriented piece of music















Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

wouldn't it be great if you could change somebody else's name by deed poll?

then someone you disliked would wake up one day and find they had to conduct all their business, at work or in the bank or in contact with officialdom, as Fartyface Twatpants, or Portly Prelate O'Punctum, or something

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

brevitize

briskify

colorize

rhythmatize

even-tone

de-drone

de-clunk

activize

dejargonate

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Saturday, April 10, 2010

"a mapping of a mass keening, a calligraphic machine for honoring myriad ancestors simultaneously"
"spectral signatures constellate"
"don't burn the bra, stuff the bra"
"my wife calls me SWAMPFOOT!"
"mine was licked by kittens"
Dennis Price
"wrangle my reason"
"mildews, rusts and smuts"
"successful lure rhythms"
Elaine Paige's nasal blare
"erotic vagrancy"
"coated tongue"
"bullets of blood"
Dudley Sutton
"see you shortly, portly"
"Satan's boners"
"that's no man, tis a remorseless eating machine"
Sally Mutux
"the golden mole"
"aging brilliantined stick insect"

"benzedrine puff adder"

"i'll get you, you Piltdown ponce"

"rancorous coiffured old sow"


[where is this dialogue from? i scrawled it down on some ancient notepad. Fawlty Towers?]

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Jelly Rats

actual candy on sale in the grocery section of IKEA

Thursday, March 11, 2010

TOILET PAPER and TOOTHBRUSHES

--not worth economising on
minced mouse

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

something i really dislike -- canned soups that contains potato. gives them the texture of liquid mash

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

"an ancestral backslide"

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Friday, January 29, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Blue Man Group = The Mousetrap of postmodernism

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

Monday, January 4, 2010

Sunday, January 3, 2010

dates always seem like a good idea

"mmmmm, dates"

a real seasonal treat

yet the date has nothing going for it really

skin -- like the carapace of the cockroach with some oil-free moisturiser rubbed into it

flesh -- a sugary fibrous goo that immediately enslimes your teeth and attacks the enamel

nutritionally - some minerals but overall pretty unimpressive

figs are a whole other story

retaining succulence even after the drying process

and good for you too
subterranean movement of shadowy subversives

Badger-Meinhof
granny's log-turd-rat
remnants of nonsense
smelly nose