Friday, January 29, 2010

"penury... or pustules"

Monday, January 25, 2010

Blue Man Group = The Mousetrap of postmodernism

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

"release the otter"

Monday, January 18, 2010

textual poached egg
fizzy nose burp
legendary poo

Sunday, January 10, 2010

ts dr
valences of the diuretic
the smegma stigma

Monday, January 4, 2010

"handshakes like fish whispers"
crumpet and bloater paste
stereo stench
ghost naan

Sunday, January 3, 2010

dates always seem like a good idea

"mmmmm, dates"

a real seasonal treat

yet the date has nothing going for it really

skin -- like the carapace of the cockroach with some oil-free moisturiser rubbed into it

flesh -- a sugary fibrous goo that immediately enslimes your teeth and attacks the enamel

nutritionally - some minerals but overall pretty unimpressive

figs are a whole other story

retaining succulence even after the drying process

and good for you too
subterranean movement of shadowy subversives

Badger-Meinhof
granny's log-turd-rat
remnants of nonsense
smelly nose