Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Colonic Plus
Hair Lounge
The Only Station in the Desert with Balls
Hemorrhoid Institute
GNATMOM

[license plate]
Gay Yellow Pages

Friday, June 17, 2011

"Muscle Confusion"
"Physical Submission Address"

Friday, April 15, 2011



"sounds like a jolly Syd full o' Marmite" (Federica Pagani)

Monday, February 28, 2011

hello B****n
i am writing a book about post-punk music 1978-84 and wonder if you would be up for being interviewed for it. you've passed through several scenes relevant to the book...

simon:
thanks for the note, but i'm under so many guns for the forseeable future that i barely have time to wipe my ass. sounds like a good project & i wish you well.
all the best,
b****n
"egg-slut"

"flavour-forward"

(both from Top Chef)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Battenburg cake!
a green lung-curd
prim quim
smeggy egg
look back in languour
my 4 year old's eating a lot, having a "growth spurt", is what they call it

in my case, i guess it's a "greed spurt" then
fuck, me

Saturday, January 1, 2011

"silly and foul"
"like a dirty chihuaha"