ecstasy pellet

 It takes a lot of effort to be human

(Said in a sing song voice as one embarks upon flossing teeth, taking a shower etc)

 Owl Cleaning Service

Wasp Protection

 like a dog with two dicks

 dulling my sparkle

 Sexcake

Flapjack flashback

Ass fumes

 Quelled the qualms

"Mrs Me"

(The President's Analyst)

 Bunstrux

Aspley Guise

 Saveloy and pease pudding

Blind scouse

Tripe and onions

Woolton Pie

 A flaking bear

Like Hugh Cornwell fallen face first in ketchup